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Elementary present Handsome Paddy, Fri 14th Sept

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Elementary present Handsome Paddy, Fri 14th Sept
August 24, 2007 08:28PM
Elementary!

Djs: Handsome Paddy
Chance
Conway West

Location: Slainte off Patrick St (formerly the Vineyard)

Time: 9.30pm

All tis for a measly €5 ...




Elementary is back this month with Handsome Paddy from dublin gracing the ones and twos. Rumoured to be the son of James Brown and Dj Premier, Paddy was last year's UCC hip hop dj champ and has been playing with Choice Cuts in Dublin for a while now. He has played support to Ugly Duckling, Giant Panda, Wajeed, and the Butch Cassidy Soundsystem to name but a few. He's an absolute mixing maestro, capable of getting through 70,000 records in one night, and also a very competent scratch dj.

Handsome Paddy mix available for download here:
[choicecutsonline.com]

Not to be missed!!
Re: Elementary present Handsome Paddy, Fri 14th Sept
August 27, 2007 04:01PM
This month also sees "The Return of the DJ" G Swift. He's spent the summer getting even funkier in Boston. I didnt think it was possible but he's done it. He's also 25% fresher now
Re: Elementary present Handsome Paddy, Fri 14th Sept
August 27, 2007 04:33PM

Current mood:
will the uglies be there?
Re: Elementary present Handsome Paddy, Fri 14th Sept
August 27, 2007 04:40PM
Just Handsomes
Re: Elementary present Handsome Paddy, Fri 14th Sept
August 27, 2007 04:52PM

Current mood:
then its not the full package
Re: Elementary present Handsome Paddy, Fri 14th Sept
August 27, 2007 09:11PM
If i bring uglies, will you come?
Re: Elementary present Handsome Paddy, Fri 14th Sept
August 27, 2007 10:25PM
for anyone who's interested here is the (true) story behind handsome paddy as told by the great johnny doobs in reference to the new chop shop podcast.

"How Paddy got handsome....
Handsome Paddy - crowd pleaser, lady teaser, nipple squeezer. When he walks into a room, guys grab their girlfriends a little bit closer outta fear and reach for their shades before he blinds them with his dazzling smile. He's everybodys' best friend but yet no-one really knows him. Some say he doesn't even exist. "No man could ever be so handsome, he's just a computer hologram!", they cry - usually out of jealousy. Handsome Paddy exists alright, but he wasn't always handsome. Oh no...............................
............................Many years ago, there was a butt-ugly dj named Fonetik in Dublin city, a nifty young digger & scratcher who was unfortunately cursed with a face like a tinker's arse. Seriously, he was well mank! He spent night after night at home in his one room bedsit, cuttin' double copies of Impeach The President by candlelight, hiding his hideous rectum-like features. One night, after staring too long at old James Brown album covers, he become so frustrated at the Godfather's good looks and his own knacker's arse-like face, he decided to do something about the whole situation. He swam straight home to Serbia, and hiked deep into the mountains until he found Terja Mandikki, an old witch-doctor who was known to make ugly boys handsome. There, he traded the doctor 2 old Parliament albums and a "Top Billin" original 12 inch in return for an attractive face he could be proud of. "I am a doctor, not a miracle-worker!", replied Terja Mandikki. However, the operation was successful beyond belief - Fonetik was now a true stunner, with the physique of an olympic long-distance runner and yet a head as bald as a baby's bottom. He swam back to Ireland quicksmart, and suddenly found his confidence had reached new plateaus - both on the turntables and in young womens' bedrooms. He become a mover, a shaker - he was handed the rarest of funk gems everytime he walked into a record store, just because the owner wanted to see his precious smile. He started to play all the cool spots around the city, competing against even the best djs in the country. He was finally happy. "I AM HANDSOME", he cried. "I AM FINALLY HANDSOME!" To celebrate his new-found beauty and mark the end of the butt-ugly Fonetik, Handsome Paddy has created this mix for you. So you too can be handsome.

But not as handsome as him."
Re: Elementary present Handsome Paddy, Fri 14th Sept
August 27, 2007 10:49PM
But is he happy??
Re: Elementary present Handsome Paddy, Fri 14th Sept
August 28, 2007 12:32AM
best of luck with the gig pa'h, hope it goes well for ya. ur podcast is just bout ready to go!!!!!!!!
Re: Elementary present Handsome Paddy, Fri 14th Sept
August 30, 2007 04:48PM
Jay Ru Wrote:
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> best of luck with the gig pa'h, hope it goes well
> for ya. ur podcast is just bout ready to
> go!!!!!!!!


Looking forward to the podcast too! Is Paddy's podcast the next one?
Re: Elementary present Handsome Paddy, Fri 14th Sept
September 04, 2007 06:36PM
Got the podcast Jay, keep them coming...
Re: Elementary present Handsome Paddy, Fri 14th Sept
September 10, 2007 01:53PM
Re: Elementary present Handsome Paddy, Fri 14th Sept
September 13, 2007 08:24AM
Tomorrow night people!!
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